When you go to a restaurant and the food is crappy, don’t blame your waitress. There’s nothing she can do, unless she is (by some miracle) also the chef. If she tries to be friendly and helpful, don’t give her attitude. Minimum wage is not a living wage. I don’t care if you hated it. Leave a tip or you’re automatically the biggest douche bag in the room.
On Thursday my family was flying in to NYC and I was going to meet them at their hotel and so I went there to wait for them but it took them forever to catch a cab so I decided to walk around the block and when my dad got their he asked where I was an I replied:
I got tired of waiting so I started wandering.
And after I sent it I was like, wow that’s kind of profound, like essentially that’s my life in a nutshell. So maybe now when people ask about my tattoo, I will answer with that.
I got tired of waiting. So I started wandering.